10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is for loners.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson