10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs