10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-