10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel