10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it