10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha