10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow