10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Those eggs smell delicious!