10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."