10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.