10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003