10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury