10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.