10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."