10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.