10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "No river, no fish."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim