10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.