10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd