10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You have to piss with the dick you have