10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.