10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike