10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."