10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."