10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The all-in play works everytime but once.