10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson