10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Welcome to kicker school
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim