10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!