10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss