10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Fold and live to fold again
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.