10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.