10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)