10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.