10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.