10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water