10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)