10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Fold and live to fold again
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?