10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel