10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Welcome to kicker school
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- im going to 2 out you to death