10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer