10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT