10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• It's Free To Fold...