10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen