10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers