10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com