10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln