10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.