10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Welcome to kicker school
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event