10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for loners.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.