10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.