10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.